Dairy & Eggs

Good morning friends,

 

Just a couple quick things on this chilly Friday morning (it's the atmosphere that's icy, not your cold dead hearts).

 

Thanksgiving! The deadline to order your birds is Sunday night! You can find them and all the other goodies here in the Thanksgiving store. Don't forget to double up on stuffing from Forge Baking Co. 

Good morning friends,

 

Halloween is here which means that this newsletter should be full of pumpkin puns and the salutation should have been something like "hey gals and ghouls"... but I just can't bring myself to do it. 

 

I'll admit there is tremendous joy in watching the kids go positively apeshit while eating Cheerios in their Spiderman and Pikachu costumes. And I know that tonight millions of American kids will come wander the streets aimlessly, hopped up on corn syrup and howling "SIXSEVEN" at the moon like rabid wolves. That too brings a joy that should be felt and held. 

Did you hear about the spontaneous turkey?

 

 

I'll apologize in advance for this week's newsletter. I think that being a new mom to a 12 and 9 year old has turned the frontal and parietal lobes in my brain into a primordial soup where only dad jokes, obscure musical references and thoughts of melted cheese remain.